CANON RF 24-135mm f/2.8 L IS USM

This lens MUST exist.

Constant f/2.8 from 24mm wide-angle to 135mm portrait perfection. One body, one lens, zero swaps—weddings crushed, events owned, travel conquered. The 24-105mm f/2.8 Z already rewrote the rules; adding those extra 30mm of pure magic is the final boss move.

Canon, build it. We’re not asking. We’re demanding.